Five snuggle whores? Come on, that's hilarious.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
frannyzooey sent to me...
frannyzooey sent to me...Twelve nerds drumming
Eleven snugglebuddies piping
Ten cats a-traveling
Nine bibliophiles snuggling
Eight librarians a-reading
Seven neuroses a-writing
Six eyes a-cuddling
Five snu-u-u-uggle whores
Four tori amos
Three good omens
Two snow angels
...and a scifi in a poetry.