Hallefreakinluiah.

[grammargirl]

So I've been sitting here, gamely trying to write this two page Joyce paper for tomorrow while avoiding the trek through the obscene cold to the fishbowl. As it is a fact universally recognized that I am incapable of accomplishing anything while sitting at my computer at home, I wasn't making much progress.

And then it hit me.

Tomorrow is January 20th, not the 22nd.

This paper isn't due until Thursday.

*does the cabbage patch*