Worst. Day. Ever.

So the suckage of yesterday was so severe that I didn't even trust myself to write about it until I'd had a good night's sleep to put things in perspective a little bit. You ever have one of those days where it's like the God you don't really believe in is punishing you for some sin you don't remember committing? Yesterday was kind of like that, in a one-day-you'll-look-back-at-this-and-laugh kind of way.

( I'm warning you in advance, this is obscenely long. )