Why yes, I am blogging this.

Erm. We're slaphappy.

(2:41) grrwoo: hmm
(2:42) me: ?
(2:42) grrwoo: i went from salisbury steak and macn'chseese to chocopudding tube and blackberry harvest yogurt
(2:42) me: little hungry there?
(2:43) grrwoo: that
(2:43) grrwoo: or pregnant
(2:43) me: hmm
(2:43) me: that could be problematic.
(2:43) me: if you were pregnant, I mean
(2:44) grrwoo: yeah
(2:44) grrwoo: would you be too squicked to have sex with a pregnant man?
(2:44) me: hmm.
(2:44) me: I'd have to think about it for a while first, certainly.
(2:44) grrwoo: ::steven slips and accidentally spurts chocolate pudding on his forehead::
(2:45) grrwoo: scuse me
(2:45) grrwoo: i need a napkin
(2:45) me: oh dear.
(2:45) grrwoo: stupid slippery pudding tube
(2:45) me: I think you need to take a picture of pudding all over your head.
(2:45) me: Silly Steven.
(2:45) grrwoo: too late
(2:45) grrwoo: it's gone
(2:45) grrwoo: you'd think by now i'd know the right way to grip a tube
(2:45) grrwoo: on account of all the pudding tubes I eat, I mean
(2:46) me: right
(2:46) me: and not, like, the tube attached to your body
(2:46) grrwoo: you're blogging this, aren't you?

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