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The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider Man. He watches television constantly, even when I sleep, and he has become obsessed with the story of the hero who fights demons from the rooftops. The angel says that evil looms larger now than it did in my time, and that calls for greater heroes. The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.
--Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal