Oh, why not?

I have some actual content working itself out in the back of my head, but for now, a meme stolen from aiela, who stole it from someone else:

Post 15 facts about yourself in your LJ. Five of them must be false. Invite your readers to pick out the falsehoods.

1. I still sleep with my baby blanket when I sleep alone.
2. I've never smoked a cigarette.
3. I haven't seen my natural hair color in about three years.
4. My elbows are double-jointed.
5. I got my first pair of glasses when I was four years old.
6. There was a four-year gap between my last relationship and my current one.
7. I've only been drunk enough to throw up once.
8. I lost my virginity less than a year ago.
9. I had my tongue pierced for a short time, but it made me talk funny so I took it out.
10. I have a 14 year old adopted step-brother who I've never met.
11. I was only 5 years old when I stopped believing in Santa Claus.
12. My middle school experience lasted five years.
13. I cannot stand the taste and texture of congealed cheese.
14. I've lived in Michigan my whole life but I've never been to the U.P.
15. I typed my papers on a typewriter until 8th grade.