Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandom....

This is really neat!

Want long weekend to start now, dammit. *pout*

And like magic, Miss Emily has waltzed back into my life like she was never gone.

All the students are coming back to Ann Arbor. I feel like my town's being invaded. Living in the Student Ghetto while no longer a student is gonna suuuuuuuck.

Not that I can actually, say, live in my sketchtacular apartment now, as the waterproofing/recarpeting that was supposed to conclude two days ago is still slogging along. I am so not paying rent this month.

Haley has a new boy in her life. It's giving me a clue as to just how obnoxious I must have been for the past two weeks. Um, sorry about that.

grrwoo, raptorgirl, sunyata__, anyone else in the path of Frances-- do be careful, okay? I like you guys too much to have you swept ignominiously out into the ocean. And Jebus H. Christmas, that thing's bigger than the entire state of Florida. Don't make me go all Worried Mommy on your ass, k?

Because uteruses are funny.

Reason #583 why McSweeney's = awesome:

The first lady is lucky to have a partner like you, Mr. President, a person who wishes to be intimately involved not only in his wife's reproductive system, but in those of all the other women in America as well.