Just when you thought things couldn't get any sketchier...

Now I tend to be a no conspiracy, Occam's razor kinda girl, but seriously... WTF is going on here?

Actually, while I'm at it, read this.

Thanks to trillian42 and redgreenblue, respectively.

In which my Onion horroscope is actually appropriate

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
The other librarians will alternately praise your audacity and criticize your recklessness after you redesign the Dewey Decimal System on a drunken dare.


Mmm, Dewey Decimal System. If the whole Move-to-NY-and-Become-a-Fabulously-Successful-Editor plan falls through, I'm totally doing the library school thing. I would so be the kind of librarian who redesigns the Dewey Decimal System on a drunken dare, too.