Jamba Juice is not the Borg!

This made me giggle...

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/010650.html

Girl: It's this way.
Guy: Are you sure?
Girl: I know where all the Jamba Juice is.
Guy: Are.
Girl: What?
Guy: Are. You know where all the Jamba Juice are.
Girl: Is.
Guy: Are! Each franchise is a separate entity!
Girl: Is! They're all part of single collective!
Guy: Jamba Juice is not the Borg!

--50th & Broadway

(I know, I know, I've been a bad LJer. Thankfully my week of slogging through 1600 pages of Tintin boxed set blues is almost over, so I'll hopefully have a little time to update later today. In the meantime, know that boys continue to suck and I love my knitting group and my coworkers are awesome and I'm relearning how to enjoy my own company. Also, half-day Fridays are the best invention ever.)

ETA: Speaking of things that make me giggle...