I do this all the time.

Courtesy of The Onion...

Slightest Amount Of Physical Contact Apologized For

August 31, 2007 | Issue 43•35

NEW YORK—During a crowded rush-hour subway ride Monday, an inadvertent brushing of one human being's hand against the forearm of another elicited a swift, contrite apology, subway sources reported.

"Whoops—sorry," said proofreader Heather Wright, 32, immediately following the intrusion into 20-year-old Hunter College student Chris Franek's personal space, which occurred as Wright tried to turn the page of her book with one hand. "Sorry about that."

Responding to Wright's apology, Franek almost inaudibly mumbled, "It's okay."

Werewolves! They're all werewolves!

First person to make me an icon of David Tenant!Doctor Who putting on his glasses in front of the wall of books with the caption Arm yourselves! will receive my undying gratitude and, oh, let's say a pony.

Also, Evil Bat-Alien Giles aieeee!

ETA: Look, I made it easier. Here's a base for you to use:




Now all you have to do is put the caption (Arm yourselves!) in a nifty font, something I apparently can't handle with my lousy iconing skills. Oh yeah, and if you want to make the books behind the Doctor stand out a little better, who am I to stop you?

Mercy buckets &c.