In honor of grapefruitmoon

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Things I have to remove from my bed before I can sleep in it tonight:

*Coat
*iPod
*Fleece top
*Gloves
*Keys
*"don't bug me" shirt I wore yesterday
*Matching pink underwear I also wore yesterday
*Backpack
*Laundry basket containing clothes I de-chocolate-ified more than a week ago
*Box of Crayola markers
*Women's Studies coursepack
*Book for my Witchcraft class that I have yet to open, entitled Witchcraft at Salem
*A book called Ulysses Annotated that is considerably bigger than Ulysses itself
*Ulysses
*Pair of socks
*Pajama pants and camisole
*Planner

Hmph. Maybe I'll just sleep on the couch.