Well, I know where I'll be on the evening of November 2...

[grammargirl]

http://www.votergasm.org
On November 2...

I will vote.
I will get laid.
I will love America.
...
Pledge-fulfilling sex must be consensual, legal, and generous. And safe. And hot.
...
"Cybersex" does not satisfy the pledge, dorkwad.
...
On election day, 2000, more than 27 million young Americans did not vote.
An even larger number did not have sex.
Never again.

Thanks to adam_oddfellow for making my day (and B.'s, for that matter) a little brighter...