*ponder*

[grammargirl]

Hmm.

It suddenly occurs to me that the odds are pretty high that someone I know is having sex right... now.

Comments

[naiveinsight.livejournal.com]

well it isn't me. damnit. much uglier, fatter, stupider, less interesting people have gotten laid. the world just decided it isn't your time yet. (damn the world.)

[clockworkmonkey.livejournal.com]

Not it.

[princessbebop.livejournal.com]

Well, if it cheers you up any, both of the boys I am interested in had sex this weekend. No, it wasn't me either time. ;-) It was an ex girlfriend and some random freshman co-ed. I'm thinking about joining a religious order. Any suggestions?