For raptorgirl, who was bored at work and signed off before I c

*clears throat*

Dancing Pants
By: Shel Silverstein

And now for the Dancing Pants,
Doing their fabulous dance.
From the seat to the pleat
They will bounce to the beat,
With no legs inside them
And no feet beneath.
They'll whirl, and twirl, and jiggle and prance.
So just start the music
And give them a chance --
Let's have a big hand for the wonderful, marvelous,
Super sensational, utterly fabulous,
Talented Dancing Pants!

*bows and wanders off*

Lunch of champions

I'd like to announce that I just had a peanut butter and potato chip sandwich and a glass of milk for lunch.

That's right, I am twenty-two going on seven.