I may be a total waste of air today, but at least my kitchen is clean.

As penance for being a total useless schmuck tonight in the world of academia, I just cleaned the heck out of the kitchen for the first time in... well, an embarrassing amount of time, I can tell you that. We're talking mold that practically grew limbs and walked out of the sink, here.

And now I must go to bed so I can get up tomorrow and stay up for twenty four hours straight reading Ulysses aloud. Yes, it's for a grade. Yes, it's the geekiest final ever. I'd be looking forward to it if I didn't have to come home Tuesday morning, take a nap, then get up and write the paper I totally failed to write tonight. Because, as already established, I am a terrible person.