*bleary blink*

*grumblemutterbitchwhine* Too damn early. What sort of civilized person is even awake at goddamn 8 in the morning? *mutterbitch* What was I thinking, agreeing to this? *grumblewhine* I even made myself wear a skirt for these people. A short one, no less. And it's frelling cold this early in the morning!

Oh, the humanity.