Five snuggle whores? Come on, that's hilarious.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, frannyzooey sent to me...

Twelve nerds drumming

Eleven snugglebuddies piping

Ten cats a-traveling

Nine bibliophiles snuggling

Eight librarians a-reading

Seven neuroses a-writing

Six eyes a-cuddling

Five snu-u-u-uggle whores

Four tori amos

Three good omens

Two snow angels

...and a scifi in a poetry.

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