Please note: I am totally sober right now.

*yawn*

What an odd day.

Between the BBQ in honor of St. Lawrence (roasted alive on a grid iron, get it?) and the saying goodbye to the last of my freshman year friends and the revelation that Haley's boyfriend, who I hardly know, decided to e-mail Brooks, who he totally doesn't know, to tell him to hook up with me (um, you're a couple days too late, kiddo, but thanks for the thought?), plus the ordinary tiredness from the first day of my period coupled with the fact that I pretty much haven't gotten a normal night's sleep since pre-NY, I am quite the tired little cookie. As you can tell from the ridiculousness of the preceding sentence.

Anyway. Maybe if I get to sleep soon I'll be able to get through work tomorrow without having to sneak off to take a nap in the middle of the day. Imagine.

*dusts off soapbox*

Motherfucker.

Gay marriage is one of the very few issues where I genuinely cannot even begin to fathom the opposing argument. The legal right for gay people to marry wouldn't affect straight couples at all. Why on earth should this be so threatening? Does Bush think that if gay marriage became legal he'd be forced into a homosexual relationship? I just don't get it.

Now you know why they call me Posty McGee.

From the document I'm currently proofreading, circa 1670:

Some things are omitted which may be added, as a just and necessary Supplement; and some things inserted which may be par'd away as a superfluous Excrescence...

...now is it just me, or would "Superfluous Excrescence" be a great band name?

Oh, man. Someone's been spending too much time with boys in bands...

EDIT: On second thought, I think Superfluous Excrescence would make a better album name. But check out this quote from the same document for some truly inspired band-name goodness:

...an Attribute, I suppose conferr'd on her, for her (in their opinion) successful loosning of Prisoners Fetters, or else for her happy contributing to the untying of the Virgin Zone.

Can't you just imagine? "And now, ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to present... The Virgin Zone!"

Oh man. Looooooooopy.